This is our Lean Mean Fighting Machine Blog Editor's special mascot, or special bum-chum if you like.
This little fella was stitched together with fabric, cotton thread, slight of hand and heck of a lot of love. And was curiously assembled on Sunday's day of rest, whilst watching the highly charged Bourne Ultimatum (which could be the reason why the ears make the Sausage Blog Dog look somewhat like Mother Teresa).
If you wish to assemble your own Sausage Blog Dog then please feel free, clone away. You might even try concocting one of these little puppies on a day of rest whilst watching Jason Bourne out of the corner of your eye to see if you too can achieve the Mother Teresa look.