Everything Else.

Everything you'd ever need to know to make contact.

Each week a different member of staff takes the reins of the blog. Shit is more palatable when everyone has to eat it.

Yes there's the odd late night, but we just co-opt the misery of the less fortunate. It reminds us just how sweet our late night pitch-pizza really tastes.

A self proclaimed 'Guru', Verimuss always began his black magic with a 'conversation' and a ppt slide. His brutal death is our social media's gain.

A long time ago in a Riviera not too far way, we became the first & only UK agency to win Interactive Agency of the Year. Then the financial markets crashed. Cheers.

A documentary shot in 2054, where the founders of Lean Mean Fighting Machine look back on their careers.

We turned the iconic and hilarious moment when the blind woman shows Lionel her bust, into an all agency team building exercise, of equal intensity.

A little song about the amount of crap our industry talks about. This was done pre Twitter. A world hard to imagine.

Written by an independent source. No bribes, booze, drugs, or threats were issued to the source*. *correct at the time of writing.

After a couple of days in Tom's flat, we emerged with our first official Lean Mean doc. Better than the the magna carta? We'll let history be the judge of that.

In 2009 the four partners gave a talk in Cannes. It was about fun. And why they believe it's the key thing for creative success. It's 45 mins long, not so fun.

An original list of, believe it or not, names even more ridiculous than the one we went with. Racist, homophobic, xenophobic, sexist suggestions have been deleted.

Every year, in the spirit of giving and love to all men, agencies try desperately to out do each other in a pathetic excuse for self promotion. Here's ours.

Opinions on digital advertising, usually shoehorned into an essay about something else. Or vice versa.

The agency band. Released one single, and had one live performance. Then disbanded, not before one of them threw a Dell computer out of a hotel window.

In 2009, in our secret lab we managed to invent a new way for designers to design. The body is the new mouse.

This was going to be a regular thing, but that never happens does it. So this is all she wrote.

One rule, you go on holiday, you bring back the local grog.